It's time you met me. (a guest post by Buttons Bagley)

Hello. 

I am Buttons.

Let me tell you about myself. 

Some formalities when you come to my house: 

• I will stand up and hug you.
• You must pet me behind my ears.
• I believe we are friends now. Please do sit down so we can snuggle.

Some facts about myself:

• I am gentle, unless you are a grasshopper or chew toy. Then you must watch out for me.

• I will still like you after a bath, but please allow me 15 minutes to not be your friend.
• I will still like you when you put me in my cage. But when you return, can we hug and snuggle? 
• I know I am not allowed on the bed at night.  This is a rule I choose to ignore.

• Walks are my favorite activity.
• If I cannot go for a walk, please do at least open the blinds so I can sit in the windowsill and stare at the cat across the street.

• I will get embarrassed and walk away if you catch me eating from my bowl.  
• Belly rubs make me forget all my troubles.

Nice to meet you. I love you. And you and you and you.  Can we please snuggle now? 

P.S. I do not like snow boots. Please watch this video of the saddest winter day.