DREAMBOAT!However, there are a few reasons he and I have never ended up together. A brief list:
1. Jacques is, regretfully, dead.
2. Husband absolutely HATES it when I run around with the French theorists.
3. 'sides, who needs French theorists when you have a husband whose name uses all its consonants?
4. Jacques believes that binary opposites are the arbitrary construct of the human mind and are therefore nonexistent. Today in class I began pondering this, and attempted to illustrate the binary opposite theory with the following (non)binary opposite samples:
And this is where I decided Jacques and I could never, ever work out. No, Jacques, you cannot tell me a cupcake is not the opposite of a broccoli. I'm just not that stupid.